Thought vomit

Tear gas

torisoulphoenix:

avoidgettingread:

Do not wear contact lenses if you are in a situation where you may be tear-gassed.  When I went through basic training, we were warned that there was a possibility the tear gas they were using could melt contact lenses.

BOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!!!!!!!!

(via krakenguts-deactivated20140908)

clannyphantom:

i will never understand teenage boys ever because a boy in my gym class said he would feel uncomfortable if there was a gay guy in the change room with them and not even 5 minutes later he tried to shove a hockey stick up his friends ass

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trashprincesss:

I want nothing to do with a feminism that excludes trans* women. Go be a cisterhood without me.

(via interstellar6666)

"The floor is lava!"

- Everyone, Pompeii, 79 A.D. (via ahkep)

(via deadvibe)

every disaster movie ever

scientist: don't do that
military official: lol

”How am I supposed to explain to my kids that two guys are getting married?”

lornacumberbatch:

How are you supposed to explain

  • war
  • rape
  • murder
  • kidnapping
  • corrupt governments
  • the fact that most families barely manage to put food on the table
  • depression
  • racism
  • sexism
  • domestic abuse
  • how the TARDIS is bigger on the inside

How does two guys or even two girls or whatever people  are into, falling in love even come close to all those things??

(via queen-of-the-sluts)

dickdickdickdickdickdickdickdick:

"how to perfect the natural, no makeup look"

step 1. you will need these 27 cosmetic products

(via wildhogs2007)

Fox News reporter gets caught on live TV saying he’ll fuck a missing girl

(Source: filmchrist, via no-vato)